This puzzle has been attributed both to Lewis Carroll and to Albert Einstein:
- There are five houses in a row. Each of the houses is painted a different color, and their occupants come from different countries, own different pets, drink different beverages, and smoke different cigarette brands.
- The Englishman lives in the red house.
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A newspaper recently put up a database of more than 374,000 emergency room visit writeups. Here are some sexy highlights.
And what life-lessons should we take away from this? What cautionary tales? How about: don’t stick things up your ass, don’t let your babies suck on strange people’s…
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How is this ok? How?
Racing fangirls are the worst. I say this because the lady who got out of this car said out loud; “stuck up bitch parked her stupid car too close. One scratch and i’ll perforate those tires”
lol. She was dressed in leggings with Bieber’s head all over them. Classy lady.
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Correction: these are excellent grades:
In the Swiss system, 6 is the highest mark (or it was back then at least). So it’s a myth when they say that he wasn’t a good student, he was quite good.
Thanks Florchisma!
Debunk the myth of Einstein having bad grades.The internet, servicey
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You are a Human Being. You do human things like get sick and sleep with your ex-girlfriend because you are lonely. It’s okay. Humans are animals. They do imperfect things to feed their needs. Jesus would do it if he wasn’t all confident because he knew he was The Messiah and everything. You…
